|You Should Learn Japanese|
You're cutting edge, and you are ready to delve into wacky Japanese culture.
From Engrish to eating contests, you're born to be a crazy gaijin. Saiko!
|You Should Travel to Cambodia|
While you might not go all Angelina Jolie and adopt a baby...
You can still appreciate Cambodia's rich history and deserted beaches.
|You Will Die at Age 67|
You're pretty average when it comes to how you live...
And how you'll die as well.