I aplogize in advance for the excess profanity in the comments contained below. Bad day at the office you might say.
IT'S FUCKING EASTER YOU DOUCHEBAGS - GO TO SHOPPERS DRUG MART, BUY A FEW GODDAMN CHOCOLATE BUNNIES AND GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY GODDAMN FACE... *deep breath* CHRIST!
KIDS DON'T GET PLAYSTATION 2 GAMES FOR EASTER! THEY GET CHOCOLATE! AND IF THEY'RE GODDAMN LUCKY THEY GET A COMIC BOOK OR TWO! THEY DON'T GET NINTENDO DS SYSTEMS WITH A HALF DOZEN GAMES, XBOX360 SYSTEMS, OR 8 BILLION VARIETIES OF POKEMON GAME FOR THE GAME BOY COLOR! WHEN I SAY I'M SOLD OUT OF A PRODUCT, IT MEANS, NO, I DON'T FUCKING HAVE THE GAME. THERE IS NOT SOME "RAIDERS" STYLE STONE PEDASTEL COMPLETE WITH "BEAM OF LIGHT AND ANGELIC CHORUS"TM ANYWHERE IN MY IMMEDIATE VICINITY. NO, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN TRADE "BLUEGOOMAFOOBIE FOR CHAMPEECONCHEECHEE", NO I DO NOT PLAY GAMES INTENDED FOR 6 YEAR OLD GIRLS, THUS PRECLUDING ME BEING CAPABLE OF TELLING YOU IF IT'S A GOOD GAME OR NOT OUTSIDE OF IT BEING A GOOD SELLER. LASTLY, BUT CERTAINLY NOT LEAST, I'M PRETTY GODDAMN SURE THAT THERE ARE NO FUCKING "WAR" GAMES FOR THE PLAYSTATION THAT ARE RATED "E" OR SUITABLE FOR YOUR FUCKING 8 YEAR OLD. WAR IS NOT SOMETHING 8 YEAR OLDS ARE TYPICALLY EXPOSED TO.
Don't get me wrong, I typically love my job, and i'd love to sell this shit, but these sort of "last minute" meatheads who stroll into my shop maybe twice a year looking for some sort of preferential treatment can eat me. I'll serve you to the best of my ability, that does not entail making the blind to see, walking on water, or giving you a discount on Super Mario Kart because you think the national average selling price is too high.
AND IF YOU DO FEEL INCLINED TO GO THIS CRAZY ON YOUR YOUNGSTERS - EXPECT TO PAY FOR IT. PRICES DON'T GET SLASHED IN HALF BECAUSE IT'S EASTER YOU GODDAMN RETARDS. IF YOU WANT THIS SHIT! YER GONNA PAY FULL PRICE!
Following these simple guidelines will ensure that I don't have to stab you in the face, and little Johnny or Kimmy will have a mommy and or daddy at Easter.
PS: No employees nor customers were harmed in the making of this post.